Robble, Robble!

Photo by Jo Ann Breaux

When I was a kid, fast food was a divine treat. To get a Happy Meal from McDonald’s felt like your last class being Study Hall. But, in all honesty, my mom’s pan fried burgers were better than what Ronald had to offer. It was the first real meal she taught me how to make, and I, to be humbly honest, I make a pretty damn good burger…I think. The burger fits in that perfect foods list, the one that includes pizza, pasta, and tacos. Besides, who doesn’t have a nostalgic moment with a burger?

Now that I’m grown up, my burger palate has broadened, but not that much. I’m pretty simple when it comes to my ‘all beef patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese’. For me, I want a burger that has quality protein, a good bread source, and varied cheese options. Sometimes I like a spinach, brie and bacon combo and other times I’ll go more traditional with cheddar, bacon and pickles. I like my lettuce shredded and I think mayo on a patty dulls it, not to mention I’m just not a fan of mayo on sandwiches. I do love a good dill or spicy relish, and I’m a fan of thinner burgers vs thicker ones.

Now that you know my burger dating profile, I’d like to share some of my favorite RVA burger joints to celebrate #NationalBurgerMonth. Bon appetit!

Beauvine

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What I like about Beauvine is the quality of meat they use and their nostalgic resemblance to Dumont burger in Brooklyn (oh how I miss you!). They have tasty sauces like Béarnaise and Herbed Aioli and them duck fat fries are so good! Yes, they do have Vegetarian options and excellent service to boot. I love going in here getting a delicious burger, fries and the ROSTOV’S FRENCH ROAST COFFEE milkshake and spectating a soccer match on the telly.

Indian Fields Tavern

I got an inside scoop on this one and decided to check it out. I love this place all around, but the burger is delicious with a capital D! Listen to some acoustics on the lawn and enjoy their Charles City burger with bacon jam and double cream brie…holy hell it’s good. One of my favorite burgers and places to spend the afternoon.

Cobra Cabana

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So it’s not a traditional burger persae, but a more abstract version. The Chopped Cheese does it for me. I had no idea of this NY originated sandwich which makes me shameful to my living there, but CC delivers this hearty, cheesy goodness on a perfectly grilled baguette. The hot dill relish is where it’s at! Add some fries and wash it down with a beer…heaven!

The Roosevelt

I have loved this cheeseburger since Roosevelt opened up their doors in 2011. I don’t know if it’s the bacon jam or the crafted cocktails that enhance this double pattied delight, but it’s a solid choice that makes sitting at the bar in a pretty environment, an burgerific experience.

Kreggers at Hand

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I am pleasantly surprised by Kreggers. Their burger is always consistently good and I love the variety of options they have. They keep it simple, but still with some twists. A burger special on Tuesday for $8 is choice and even if the vibe there doesn’t do it for me, the staff is always super nice.

Patrick Henry Pub & Grille

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PH makes a solid burger in a cool environment (check out the gem of the patio upstairs). You want burger with that bourbon? No problem. I like they have a variety of sauces to choose from and it’s just a solid bite you can have when you need something to absorb the alcohol and the darkness the basement pub provides.

Carytown Burgers and Fries

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It’s always been my favorite. When I want something that is going to fill me up and leave me slumped and sleeping on the couch, it’s CBF with a side of Tater Tots. Solidly consistent and you can also get a side of milkshake with that!

Shake Shack

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Milkshakes, Crinkle Fries, and a hangover cure for the masses, Shake Shack is Grade A yum . I know it’s not here yet, but after five years of standing in line in Bryant Park in New York salivating over my lunch breaks, I am quite certain this will be my fast food burger spot. We all have those, you know when you just need something to help you take your afternoon nap and you don’t want to stand in line for brunch. It will be like seeing a long lost lover after being separated for years. Shake Shack burgers are addictive and an unforgettable morsel.


These are just some of my favorites in RVA. I’m sure there are plenty that I have yet to discover! Feel free to comment on your favorite spots!